[Intro: ???]
Khizzy Neutron

[Verse 1: Mario (Cam Steady)]
Let's get this party started, it's the name of the game
If you roll the dice with me, then you're insane, so let's play
Get the coins, make it rain, get the stars, we in space
I'mma bankrupt all my brothers if they hate, it's OK!

[Verse 2: Luigi (Nicky Trakks)]
If I catch you on my block, we gon' have to "square" up
Think I'm taking "L's", that's a "cap", fuck the "new era"
He was shooting for the "stars", but now he's pushing up "Daisies"
Man, you crazy, if you thinking that some "change" is gon' change me

[Verse 3: Yoshi (Breeton Boi)]
Uh, wanna party with me? Better roll thе dice
If you ain't getting lucky, that won't suffice
Thеy see Yoshi and think that they got a ride
But I ain't getting topped by no one
They say it takes one to know one
And since I've been a star, I'm grabbing 'em too
Might hit a lick on them dudes when I slide with my boo
All you hear is a "uh" and I zoom

[Verse 4: Peach (Chi-Chi)]
Serving up cake, watchin' 'em shake, you know I make 'em sweat
Dueling or chance, wanna advance? Know where to place your bets
Plunder from the best, step aside for your princess
I'm super star, I'm soaring far above the rest
[Verse 5: Daisy (Knight of Breath)]
No, I'm not a Peach or an average Stacey
Been titled "champion", so I can't be lazy
Got that Sarasaland sass, but I'm still their lady
In my dress I'll wipe the floor with you, oh, don't get angry

[Verse 6: Donkey Kong (Mac Ro)]
If you don't know me, y'all sleeping on me, I'm dropping knowledge, better pay attention
I'm big and bad like the Dark Knight, I'm drop kicking my competition
Drums knocking, we party rocking, I drink knowing I'm not stopping
I'm DK, but I'm Diddy bopping, we drift karts, I'm the first option

[Verse 7: Toad (ChewieCatt)]
You going down, ain't saying nothing, my kingdom loud
I may be small, but this mushroom crushing, I'm coming now
Who's the main character now? 'Cause it ain't you
I'm going for the top spot to erase you

[Verse 8: Bowser (Shao Dow)]
Won't invite me to your party? Crash it
Big bully Bowser take your stars like magic
Step onto my space, find out what happens
You had first place? Oh no, how tragic
Reverse your fortunes, turn a Black Jack into Jack Black
All your coins, they belong in my backpack
I destroy and enjoy when I ransack
Hit 'em with the flame breath if they don't stand back
[Verse 9: Wario (PE$O PETE)]
Big money, big dollar
I need to stack, uh, and some
I ain't no enemy, ain't taking ransome
I need his chain, this come up ain't random
My money mobile, ain't talkin' 'bout Samsung
You hold an L like my partner in tandem
He getting passed when I dash, and one
You know it's go time, wrist on gold mine

[Verse 10: Boo (KrAzi Q)]
I'm full of spirit like lots of boo's
I got the keys, I am not to lose
Roll the dice if you got the juice
I'll take your coins, you can not refuse
Back at the mansion, time for new game
Golden pipe when I see your boo thang
Ain't no Dry Bones when we do thangs
Ghost Face Killa, but I'm not from Wu-Tang

[Verse 11: Shy Guy (Zach B)]
Don't assume that I won't have some remedies
Trust, I'm more than just a common enemy
You thought you had me left with awful memories
But take what's mine, and soon you'll all be dead to me
Just 'cause I'm quiet, don't mean there's no penalties
They picking on me everytime, it's jealousy
So when I do it back, they get no empathy
A lil' Shy, that's why I have these tendencies
[Verse 12: Koopa Kid (Delta Deez)]
You know it's up when the shells hit his back
I know I'm young, but I still got the slaps
I rolled the dice, put my city on the map
And I know turtles usually slow, but shit gon' go downhill fast, fuck

[Verse 13: Pom Pom (FrivolousShara)]
Shake your pom poms when I dive-bomb, son, I'm locked on, like this boomerang get back
Cheer me on on, I'm the black swan with ribbon, a gift to you finna get slashed
Like a tom tom hit your head-on, girl, that's my song, a shuriken sneak attack
I'm a boss chick, not a sidekick, I may not be first, but ain't coming up last

[Verse 14: Waluigi (The Kevin Bennett)]
They was all watching me when I walked in
And was aware of what I wanted to give a whomping
And get 'em washed on the board like it's laundry
Why would the Wah not wanna win it all with wads up in his wallet?
Hoppin' up on the map, a wallaby with the pockets
Wallopin' on the roster, while I be on the island
I got bombs out the wazoo
It's a war when you pushing the buttons, but overall, I be wylin'

[Verse 15: Goomba (Diggz Da Prophecy)]
Look ma, no hands
And it's not your time, but it is my chance
With a roll of the dice, it can change your life
Homie, name your price, we can throw them hands
I am all for the booty, my stage if you knew me
I drop off my seed in her cake, it's a duty
I only got pluses, it's good for a newbie
A ref when you need it, don't come at me moody

[Verse 16: Spike (Mega Ran)]
I got the shell on my back
Know that I'mma give 'em hell on a track
Spike ball coming right at your face
That's how you know that the fellas is back, we on the attack, uh
When I spit at you
You becoming the subject of ridicule
It's the end of you
Leave you staring at the game over screen, looking pitiful

[Verse 17: Dry Bones (Mix Williams)]
Ay, put me down, and I come back again
Substance you n***as lacking in
If I lock eyes, then it's on sight
If I lose control, I get on track again
You got a limit on lives
I'm on that infinite shit like a god, uh
Yeah, really don't fuck with you guys
Only got Boo and the King on my side

[Verse 18: Hammer Bro (Jamar Rose)]
Hammer time, I nail the coffin shut, they won't see what I did
Turn it 'round and use the other side just for cracking his lid
Koopa Troop, we takin' everything, not a trace when we slid
Been a problem throwing all these hammers, hopefully one of 'em hit

[Verse 19: Kamek (Dreaded Yasuke)]
Houdini when I fly on demand
But you not gonna see me try to die for the brand
Better pay me if you're light on the bands
I'll slap like the beat with a slight of the hands
Nothing in my sleeves when I ride with the stick
Look out for the grip, I'm coming at an angle
Fakes better leave, everybody hates criss
If you think I'm gon' miss, I'll send you to the angels

[Verse 20: Bowser Jr. (Shwabadi)]
Little B got that cannon on him, can not stand the fodder, raise arms
I let it buh, I pressed B, you can not press me, I'm only here to take stars
It ain't a party if there ain't JR, I'm in a spaceship, you in a cart
Way that I'm spitting - it's hit after hit after hit, I be hitting 'em like an AR

[Verse 21: Blooper (KING BLITZ)]
Leave 'em spinning, flow is deadly, that ain't no rumor, I'm ruthless
Turn it to a scary movie, waiting in the cut, why? 'Cause I'm ruthless, now move 'cause
And I don't like nobody close to me, you jump up in this water, ain't no getting father when approaching me
Just back up, if no back up, I'm sending you back up, you losing your life tryna face this ink

[Verse 22: Diddy Kong (NemRaps)]
Whenever you see the Diddy Kong with the fitted on, no pants? Baddie detected
I don't need to work, I'll just steal your stars like I'm adding collections, that's easy methods
Calling me a cheater? Man, is he desperate? Stars going up and down like a manic depressive
You might say that is aggressive, but I'm always the first person that is selected and that is impressive!

[Verse 23: Rosalina (Sailorurlove)]
Rosa-Rosalina, yeah, I'm outta this world
I bringing luck with all the rolls, no secret I'm called best girl
Yeah, I'm more than Peachy, I'm smiling while you can't reach me
Prettier than a Daisy, these fake bitches don't faze me

[Verse 24: Mii (Mat4yo)]
Stepping on the scene, through the TV screen
You know Mario, but now it's a Mii
You wanna piece of me? Please
My body is Reggie, and you'll get a fils-aime
I'm player one, the true human among
Mushrooms and the Koopas, I'm second to none
And if you take my star, then I'm pulling the plug
'Cause if I can't win, then nobody does

[Verse 25: Toadette (DA-WOLF)]
Couldn't reach me if you stood on a stool
Deflating your ego like a Toad in a school
How I double the dash and triple the shrooms
Get you up outta my path
You finishing last
No orb, but you stuck in a loop
Superstar, now I'm off to the moon
Don't need a recital, I'm always in tune

[Verse 26: Birdo (McGwire)]
Tie it up with a bow
I'm so fly, call me Bird with the O
I'mma ride with my crew up in toe
Is that a mouth or a nose or a hole? I don't know, nobody knows

[Verse 27: Monty Mole (DavDee)]
Came up out of the hole
Kid my game like Monty the Mole
Hopped right by like he seen a ghost
Trick my dice like I need the most
Steal your star, now I need to go
Brand new game, now we on a roll
Princess Peach like we on the phone
In first place like leave me alone, yeah

[Verse 28: Koopa Troopa (Connor Quest!)]
Quick on my feet, think they should bet on me
Ready to go whether it's red or green
Introvert, my head's in the dirt
But from within this shell I shell down the scene
Take a Koopas crown
Paratroopers can shoot you down with a boom and pow
I'mma stand my post with a dutiful stance
But no matter what I'm doing, I'mma do my dance like

[Outro: Connor Quest!]
Like-like the TikToks, you know, th-the TikTok trend, th-the Koopa dance, you know, it's like pah pah, ah whatever