All I want to be is a shovely bubbly gobbly goo

A seagull stole him from his slow mama's hands aboard
The boat the Sweet Louisa and dropped him in the meadowlands
Where wild hyenas taught him how to hunt old elephants
So he spent his formative years (say what?)
Eating out badonkadonk

Fee fi fo fum (I smell the blood of an Englishman)
Fee fi fo fum (I smell the blood of an Englishman)
Fee fi fo fum (I smell the blood of an Englishman)
Fee fi fo fum (I smell the blood of an Englishman)

He traveled across the sea in the belly of a Japanese (say wha?)
Businessman on a pleasure ship to France (ooh la la)
He don't know why she loves him
He don't know why the sun sets, but

Fee fi fo fum (I smell the blood of an Englishman)
Fee fi fo fum (I smell the blood of an Englishman)
Fee fi fo fum (I smell the blood of an Englishman)
Fee fi fo fum

Pow pow pow

Her father hated him with the passion of a dying Chinaman so
He said, "Get him out of here or I'm gonna bite off your face"
No daddy daddy daddy don't daddy daddy daddy
Get the fuck out of my house
No daddy daddy daddy no daddy daddy daddy
My house
My house
Fee fi fo fum (I smell the blood of an Englishman)
Fee fi fo fum (I smell the blood of an Englishman)
Fee fi fo fum (I smell the blood of an Englishman)
Fee fi fo fum