[Verse 1]
All the elevator buttons
Oh so incredibly high
I stand today for the midget
At the size of a regular guy

[Chorus 1]
Let me hold you, little man
As the parade passes by
Let me hold you, little man
We'll make believe you can fly

[Verse 2]
You shout for me to put you down
But I'm marching today for your cause
I'm banging the drum
Your big day will come
When they remake The Wizard of Oz

[Chorus​ 2]
So let me hold you, midget man
Pretend that you're flying in space
Let me hold you, midget man
So the dog will stop licking your face

[Bridge]
Little shoes, Little pants
Little song, Little dance
Little heart, Little mind
But your rights are as big as mine
Na, na-na-na, na-na-na-na
Na-na, na-na-na, na-na
[Chorus 3]
Thank God I'm tall
I won't let you fall
We're all midget
For one, and for all...

[Outro]
Thank God I'm tall
I won't let you fall
We're all midget
And some are just small!
Stand up for the little people!