John C. Reilly
(Mama) You Got to Love Your Negro Man
(Spoken intro)
This here song is about, well it's about when your woman catches you, yeah, she catches you running around town and getting into all kind of strange yeah and you say "Baby please don't put me out with the dogs." And she says "Son, get your lazy two timing negro ass up out of here," and all you can do is tell her...

(Song)
You got to love your negro man
You got to love your negro man wwwooooooohh
You got to love your negro man
You got to love your negro man
You got to love love love love love your negro man
From early in the morning to late at night
You know i love your apples when i take a bite
You got to love your negro man
You got to love your negro man
You got to love love love love love your negro man
I know i did you wrong and that ain't right
Let me put it on you momma and it will be alright
You got to love your negro man
You got to love your negro man
You got to love love love love love your negro man
Hey one more time
Woooh
Yeah
Oh my big solo
Oh my big solo
Woooh
Yeah
Ah
The older women want me don't you know
I'll show you that i love you god i'll rock the boat
You got to love your negro man
You got to love your negro man
You got to love love love love love your negro man
You got to love love love love love your negro man
You got to love love love love love your negro man