I'm guilty as a smoking gun
Sherriff's full of holes in his bloody bed
I'm guilty, he's wearin' lead

I'm guilty as a bloody knife
Standing over a girl with a severed head
I'm guilty and she's dead

I'm guilty as charged
Guilty as charged
I'm guilty...
I'm guilty as charged

I'm guilty as a red livin' in a hen house
Chick or two a week, no big deal
If he's guilty, I won't squeal

I'm guilty as the Coulee dam
When the big water come-a, come-a crashin' through
If the Coulee is guilty, I am too

I'm guilty as charged
Guilty as charged
I'm guilty...
I'm guilty as charged
I'm guilty as an earthquake
Guilty as a twister
Guilty as a house on fire
I'm guilty as flesh and bone
And desire

I'm guilty as a mugshot
Guilty as a fingеr print, guilty as a cheap saloon
Here is my confеssion, seal my tomb

I'm guilty as the hand of God
Throwin' rainbows, making all the girls go "ooo"
If he is guilty, me too

I'm guilty as charged
Guilty as charged
I'm guilty...
I'm guilty as charged
Guilty as charged
Guilty as charged
Guilty as...
Charged!