I wanted a woman who loves who I am
And what I do
Then I met you

You couldn't care less if I were Lord of Japan
Or half a man
Nor what I am

You say you like my eyes only or just the way I giggle
Sometimes you like the smell of me or how my stomach jiggles

But you don't love me
That's all right
'cause you cling to me all through the night

I wanted to grow old with one who knew me inside and out
And likes to shout things I'm about
But you just turn your head when I get rowdy like a child
And you don't even crack a smile

You say my kissing rates a six on a scale of one to ten
And you wouldn't pass the time with me
'cept you're tired of all your friends

But you don't love me
That's all right
'cause you cling to me all through the night