[Verse 1]
How'd your really think this phone call would go?
I'm just sayin' you're gonna wish I didn't pick up at all
I almost left it ringin' I was gonna let you squall at the tone
But then I got to thinkin' there's a few more things you should know, girl
Like for instance

[Chorus]
Next time it's 3 AM and you've got Tequila blues
You're wishin' I was him remember I'm glad she ain't you
These calls just waste my minutes don't even dial my digits
Me and you are finished, babe that bed you made keep sleepin' in it

What'd you really think I'd say if we talked come on now be honest
No wait, I almost forgot you ain't familiar with the process
If conversation's what you want well darlin' now you've got it
So before it's time for hanging up I'm making sure you got that

[Chorus]
Next time it's 3 AM and you've got Tequila blues
You're wishin' I was him remember I'm glad she ain't you
These calls just waste my minutes don't even dial my digits
Me and you are finished, babe that bed you made keep sleepin' in it

[Bridge]
I think she's starting to wake up
So before she does, just know that
[Chorus]
Next time it's 3 AM and you've got Tequila blues
You're wishin' I was him just give up that wish won't come true
These calls just waste my minutes don't even dial my digits
Me and you are finished, babe that bed you made keep sleepin' in it

[Outro]
That bed you made keep sleepin' in it
Yeah
How'd you really think this phone call would go
I'm just saying