[Verse 1]
Hey kids do you wanna do what I do?
I got sick, got kicked out of high school
I guess then I kinda got arrested
With a car, and a chase, and a drug test
These days they don't want to be near that
Cause if you're selling records they don't want to hear that
Clean cut, we do it like Disney
We'll adjust it, trusted, trust me

[Pre-Chorus]
Party anthems get them dancing
Well I'm the king of second chancin'
Airbrushed shiny notoriety
They disappeared into the back
To go and get high-ity

[Chorus]
Hey, ho, where did all the good go?
Baby this is where you're dead wrong, alright
Hey, ho, here's to all the zeros
And every misfit and all my down and outs
Hey, ho, where did all the good go?
Baby this is where you're dead wrong, alright
Hey, ho, here's to all the zeros
And every misfit and all my down and outs
[Verse 2]
You don't sing, you got a young look so
It's nothing autotune can't fix though
MTV don't play videos
And no guitar is allowed on the radio
These days, I kind of just pretend so
I guess I don’t mind it depends though
I get stuck to every innuendo
But it doesn't seem to matter in the end so

[Pre-Chorus]
They say, "Where's the next hit, baby?"
God how could I top Call Me Maybe?
Well I'm delirious, she's bi-curious
Let's disappear into the back to go and get serious

[Chorus]
Hey, ho, where did all the good go?
Baby this is where you're dead wrong, alright
Hey, ho, here's to all the zeros
And every misfit and all my down and outs
Hey, ho, where did all the good go?
Baby this is where you're dead wrong, alright
Hey, ho, here's to all the zeros
And every misfit and all my down and outs
[Bridge]
Oh
Hallelujah, up for ransom
Cash value for hashtag anthems
Sing it now
Hallelujah, up for ransom
Cash value for hashtag anthems
Hallelujah, up for ransom
Cash value for hashtag anthems
Hallelujah, up for ransom
Cash value for hashtag anthems
Hey, ho, where did all the good go?
Hey, ho where'd the rock and roll go

[Chorus]
Hey, ho, where did all the good go?
Baby this is where you're dead wrong, alright
Hey, ho, here's to all the zeros
And every misfit and all my down and outs