[Verse 1: Dan Harmon]
Flu, yo, you gotta be aware
Aware about the flu, up in the air
Imma get me a shot, make the flu go away
Flu hatin' Rapper, just rappin' away

[Chorus: Dan Harmon]
Yo, yo, flu hatin' Rapper, it's a flu hatin' rap
(Stutters), flu hatin' rap
First, you, step to the left
Then you step to the right and your chin is cleft
If you don't have the flu, then ... don't bother, listenin'
The flu snot is glistenin'
All around us, I'm a flu hatin' rapper

[Verse 2: Dan Harmon]
Go to the crapper, when the poop comes out like liquid
That means you've got the flu
So then, what do you do?
You go to the doctor, you get a shot
Actually it's too late at that point
This is about flu awareness
Gotta be aware of the flu in the Airness
Yo, I'm a flu hatin' rapper
My name is MC Haaaa... MC Hap
MC Haps, I'm a flu hatin' rapper
Don't need a keeper, don't need a trapper
I'm not a student here, I'm a ... person you hired
To dance ... in the fire
The fire of flu awareness
Ha! Hot, hot, hip-hop
[Chorus: Dan Harmon]
It's a flu hatin' rap
(Stutters), flu hatin' rap
First, you, step to the left
Then you step to the right and your chin is cleft
If you don't have the flu, then... don't bother, listenin'
The flu snot is glistenin'
All around us, I'm a flu hatin' rapper