[Spoken Intro]
RICK: We gotta keep an eye out for any zany, wacky characters that pop up.

MR. POOPY BUTTHOLE: Ooh wee. Whatever you want Rick, we're here to help!

[Chorus]
Thanks Mr. Poopy Butthole
I always could count on you
Ooh wee
Ooh wee
Now this little poopy pants is hungry

Hi I'm Mr. Poopy Butthole (butthole)
I've always been here for you guys! (been there for you)
Ooh wee
OOH WEE! (ha ha)
And I always will be ooh wee

[Verse 1]
Would somebody pass this little poopy pants a pork chop?
As you can see, I am still recoverin' from the bullet shot, that I got
You think the Smith family's gonna be okay?
These little fellas help me get through the day,
the day, the day
Ooh wee
[Chorus]
Thanks Mr. Poopy Butthole
I always could count on you
Ooh wee
Ooh wee
Now this little poopy pants is hungry

Hi I'm Mr. Poopy Butthole (butthole)
I've always been here for you guys! (been there for you)
Ooh wee
OOH WEE! (ha ha)
And I always will be ooh wee

[Verse 2]
That's the way the news goes
Oh ya'll we're gonna be fine
Oh boy, oh my
(You're not in any of my photos)
Oh ya'll we're gonna be fine
You're not in any of mine!

You were right about the universe (universe)
It's a crazy and chaotic place
Adventures are supposed to be simple, and fun
Maybe that's why we could use Mr. Poopy Butthole
[Bridge]
ha ha (ha ha)
ha ha (ha ha)
ha ha, Ha Ha, HA HA!

[Chorus]
Thanks Mr. Poopy Butthole
I always could count on you
Ooh wee
Ooh wee
Now this little poopy pants is hungry (hungry)

Hi I'm Mr. Poopy Butthole (butthole)
I've always been here for you guys! (been there for you)
Ooh wee
OOH WEE! (ha ha)
And I always will be ooh wee

Thanks Mr. Poopy Butthole
Ooh wee! (ha ha)
And I always will be ooh wee

[Outro]
(These memories...)
Wubba Lubba Dub Dub!
(...that we cherish)
Hit the sack, Jack!
(I wish that we...)
Schum Schum Schlippety Dop!
(...could go back)
Thanks Mr. Poopy Butthole (Mr. Poopy Butthole)

(These memories...)
Rikki-Tikki-Tavi Bitch!
(...that we cherish)
Lick Lick Lick Lick My Balls!
(I wish that we could go back)
Summersault jump!
Mr. Poopy Butthole
Mr. Poopy Butthole