[Verse 1: Dan Harmon]
Well, I was hatched from
An egg laid by some guy
'Cause that is Glorzo's way

[Pre-Chorus: Dan Harmon]
And then it came time
To lay my own egg and die
But Summer, she said
"Hey, Glorzo wants you to stay"

[Chorus 1: Dan Harmon]
Glory to Glorzo
Means glory to me
If we're only making eggs
Are we ever making Glorzo free?

[Verse 2: Dan Harmon]
And for all we know
Everything we've known
Is just some shit we made up

[Chorus 2: Dan Harmon]
Glory to Glorzo
Means glory to me
We got too many eggs
And not enough society