[Intro - Dialogue]
Oh right
Wo-oah yeah
Come on

[Song]
I got random cultural tropes to love, like apple pie and OJ's glove. Hmm hmm yeah
Got a six-pack cigarette baseball dog, and Abraham 9/11 Lincoln log. Babyyyyy yeah
And now I've been told, I need to be a turkey

Ohhhhhh Ohhhhhh Ohhhhhh
Gobble Gobble! Yeah
Ohhhhhh Ohhhhhh Gobble Gobble Ohhhhhh

Got a pregnant girl and a pick-up truck
Got one by choice and the other by luck
Now it's time to turn into a turkeyyyyy
I hope there can be peace one day
Til then, I pray my DNA gets backed up
When I turn into a turkeyyyyy

Wooo-ooo-aaaaaaaaah!
Gobble Gobble!
Gobble Gobble!
When I turn into a turkeyyyyy
(Turkey noises)