[Intro: Summer Smith]
Uh
Summer Smith here
I'm a rapper now
And that's what it is, bitch

[Verse 1: Summer Smith]
It's the holidays and we're all gonna die
It's time to drink, shop, fuck, avoid Jerry and lie
Buy shit you don't need, stock up on trash
From Black Friday til Christmas your God is cash
The ice-caps are melting and Santa just drowned
Means there's no rules now and we can all fuck around
Get drunk with Poopybutthole and squanch your thirst
Then do poppers and get faded with the only Birdperson
A Christmas Movie's on, starring Piece of Toast
By the fire, Nimbus argues 'bout who fucks the most
On the rooftop we got Meeseeks and One Whole Crow
I guess the nеtwork is making us referencе the show

[Chorus: Summer Smith]
It's Rickmas time, your favorite time of year
It's Rickmas time, and there's no moral here
It's Rickmas time, time to get gooby
Bloopy, beep, boop, beep, boop, poop, booby
[Verse 2: Summer Smith]
Gotta send out Robot Morty for a few more kegs
Who's stuck in the chimney? It's Regular Legs
Planetina's here, she's got snow in her hair
Space Beth is doing shots with Slippery Stair
Gear Person's filled with egg nog, a holiday treat
I'm going nog-stand from Gear Person's teat
Scroopy Noopers! Evil Morty! Is that who just ran in?
Looks like this Christmas carol's not actually cannon

[Chorus: Summer Smith]
It's Rickmas time, hands up in the sky
It's Rickmas time, I've got ants in my eyes
It's Rickmas time, rob a bank, scream and shout
If you fuck up too bad, you can just portal out

[Outro: Summer Smith]
It's Rickmas time
That was a lot of references to the show
It's Rickmas time
But now Sumerr's gotta go (Yeah)
It's Rickmas time
Talking Cat, do us right
It's Rickmas time
Merry Rickmas to all and to all a good night