SCENE V (Dorante, Madame Jourdain, Nicole)

DORANTE:
You appear to be very melancholy. What is wrong, Madame Jourdain?

MADAME JOURDAIN:
I have a head bigger than my fist, even if it's not swollen.

DORANTE:
Mademoiselle, your daughter, where is she that I don't see her?

MADAME JOURDAIN:
Mademoiselle my daughter is right where she is.

DORANTE:
How is she getting on?

MADAME JOURDAIN:
She "gets on" on her two legs.

DORANTE:
Wouldn't you like to come with her one of these days to see the ballet and the comedy they are putting on at court?

MADAME JOURDAIN:
Yes truly, we have a great desire to laugh, a very great desire to laugh.
DORANTE:
I think, Madame Jourdain, that you must have had many admirers in your youth, beautiful and good humored as you were.

MADAME JOURDAIN: By Our Lady! Sir, is Madame Jourdain decrepit, and does her head already shake with palsy?

DORANTE:
Ah! My faith, Madame Jourdain, I beg pardon. I did not remember that you are young. I am often distracted. Pray excuse my impertinence.