[Chorus: Real Gangster]
Just watched me a movie it was called Madagascar
Now I'm mad cause I got no gas in a car
This dude Melman tried to kiss Gloria
Then Gloria threw him to Georgia
This dude Alex tried to eat me
This man Alex smells like pee
I just stole Melman's cash cause I'm a hater
Then I ran off, see you later alligator

[Verse: Real Gangster]
Don't be hating bro, I got 740 subs
I be skipping zoom calls like the 3rd grade lunch bunch
I be eating those Hershey's, I be crunch crunch
I be fixing my posture, be getting no back hunch
This dyslexic dude callеd kanye, "kayne"
I be robbing wrеstlers like the Demon Kane
I be robbing more like the Hurricane
I be punching SPED wrestlers like the Eugene
I be robbing more like Neville
Screw Lil Nas X, shoes seem so devil
My broski Marty so dumb he tried to hiss
Then I knocked him out, gave him a permanent lisp
This rap is the best on the list
One of the best, of the greatest checklist
Yuh, real gangsta
Real playa
[Chorus: Real Gangster]
Just watched me a movie it was called Madagascar
Now I'm mad cause I got no gas in a car
This dude Melman tried to kiss Gloria
Then Gloria threw him to Georgia
This dude Alex tried to eat me
This dude Alex smells like pee
I just stole Melman's cash cause I'm a hater
Then I ran off, see you later alligator

[Outro: Real Gangster]
Just watched movie, it was called Madagascar
Now I'm mad cause I got no gas in a car
This dude Melman tried to kiss Gloria
Then Gloria threw him to Georgia
This dude Alex tried to eat me
This dude Alex smells like pee
I just stole Melman's cash cause I'm a hater
Then I ran off, see you later alligator