[Spoken Word Intro: Freddie Mercury]
Before this wonderful intro I'm gonna give you, right now I'd like to uh, introduce to you, Mr. Morgan Fisher on the piano-- in that wonderful pink. He's not the AC, oh he's DC, I know. Okay, this is for anyone who's crazy out there

[Crowd Cheering]

[Chorus]
This thing called love, I just can't handle it
This thing called love, I must get 'round to it
I ain't ready
Crazy little thing called love

[Verse 1]
This thing (This thing)
Called love (Called love)
It cries (Like a baby)
In a cradle all night
It swings (Woo, woo)
It jives (Woo, woo)
It shakes all over like a jelly fish
I kinda like it
Crazy little thing called love

[Bridge]
There goes my baby
She knows how to rock 'n' roll
She drives me crazy
She gives me hot and cold fever
Then she leaves me in a cool, cool sweat
[Verse 2]
I gotta be cool, relax, get hip
And get on my tracks
Take a back seat, hitch-hike
And take a long ride on my motorbike
Until I'm ready
Crazy little thing called love

[Guitar Solo]

[Verse 3]
I gotta be cool, relax, get hip
And get on my tracks
Take a back seat (ah hum), hitch-hike (Ah hum)
And take a long ride on my motorbike
Until I'm ready (Ready Freddie!)
Crazy little thing called love

[Chorus]
This thing called love, I just can't handle it
This thing called love, I must get 'round to it
I ain't ready
Crazy little thing called love
Crazy little thing called love
Crazy little thing called love, yeah, yeah
Go for it man!
[Guitar Solo 2]

[Outro]
Yeah, yeah
Crazy little thing called love, ah
Crazy little thing called love, yeah, yeah
Crazy little thing called love, yeah, yeah
Crazy little thing called love, ah, hah
Crazy little thing called love, ah, hah
Crazy little thing called love, oh mama
Crazy little thing called love, whoo!
Crazy little thing called love, yeah, yeah
Crazy little thing called love, alright!

[Audience Applause]