[Verse 1]
I play cranial games
But at least I'm not programmed
To terrorize you
I'm loading up on the flame
But at least I know where I stand
And I don't really know it's true
You're easy on the eye and you never stop to wonder why

[Chorus 1]
Free drinks are happening to you now
Free drinks I never should've let you drive
Free drinks are happening to you now

[Verse 2]
If you need pep talks to motivate you
Let my words inflate you
Into an unpoppable balloon
In no uncertain terms you abide by agreed upon terms

[Chorus 2]
Fine print is happening to you now
Fine print, you really should've lowered your eyes
Fine print is happening to you now

[Bridge]
I moved your wheel of madness
I felt the hand of horror
I walked into your sadness
With a bottle of hair restorer
Go!
[Outro]
Don't say what you think
Stop thinking about what you say
These are your operational days

Don't say what you think
Stop thinking about what you say
These are your operational days

Don't say what you think
Stop thinking about what you say
These are your operational days

Don't say what you think
Don't say what you think
Don't say what you think