[Verse 1]
I heard a rumor that you
Died and went to hell, but
It was too cold for you, and
You never kiss and tell
So you came back up to me
Just lookin' for something to do, and
Now aren't you glad you found me?
Have I got just the thing for you

[Chorus]
(Put your dirty love in a ball)
And bounce it off me
(Push me up against the dirty wall)
And squeeze it out of me
(My stance is too wide for that stall)
Are you gonna out me?
(Put your dirty love in a ball)
And bounce it off me

[Verse 2]
Your face was a petunia
Your body was glistening
I tried and tried to tell ya
But you weren't listening
You don't seem like yourself
Is something wrong with you?
'Cause I've got just the thing
To turn your grey skies to blue
[Chorus]
(Put your dirty love in a ball)
And bounce it off me
(Push me up against the dirty wall) (Push me)
And squeeze it out of me
(My stance is too wide for that stall)
Are you gonna out me?
(Put your love into a dirty ball)
And bounce it off me

[Post-Chorus]
Cool times and tasty love await you
Good vibes and Budweiser invade you
Thank god my ball will never hate you
Bounce!
Bounce!

[Bridge]
Like a dog that don't come when ya call
So goes my bouncing dirty ball
When love gets angry and love gets mean
You'll need a ball that's never clean
Like a double down when stakes are high
My dirty ball will never die
When love consumes you in its fire
[x5] Let the bouncing ball bounce you higher
[Chorus]
(Put your dirty love in a ball)
And bounce it off me
(Push me up against the dirty wall) (Push me)
And squeeze it out of me
(My stance is too wide for that stall)
Are you gonna out me?
(Put your love into a dirty ball)
And bounce it off me

[Post-Chorus]
Cool times and tasty love await you
Good vibes and Budweiser invade you
[x11] Thank god my ball will never hate you

[Outro]
Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala

Never hates you!
My ball will never hate you!
It never hates you!