[Verse 1]
Normal is the new weird
Lights turned down low
The bodies rendezvous
And even light can’t escape the ugly side of love
Somehow the message never got to you

[Chorus]
I was a naughty little boy watching you
(Flip your hair like a movie star)
And I would live underneath your shoe
(If U R Who U Say U R)

[Verse 2]
Inhibitions melt like an ice-cream cone
All the conversations that you’ve had alone
If you want sympathy, well you’re out of luck
Because the bedroom is the worst place people can fuck

[Chorus]
I was a naughty little boy watching you
(Flip your hair like a movie star)
And I will live underneath your shoe
(If U R Who U Say U R)

[Post-Chorus]
And you are
And you are
And you are
[Bridge]
A poor choice of words, it can break any body
As cheese gives us curds, so it goes with your body
I'll lower the lights down low
And order take-away to go

[Verse 3]
Further away from the big reveal
My poor heart gets tenderized like veal
And you've got no idea what you’re doing to me
You’re just being everything that you were meant to be

[Chorus 2]
Leave every consequence behind
(Run the lights in your fancy car)
Erasing any doubt in my mind
(That U R Who U Say U R)

[Post-Chorus/Outro]
And you are
And you are
And you are
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!