Break it down, break it down, and sing
Break it down, break it down, and sing
Break it down, break it down, and sing
Break it down, break it down, and sing

[Verse 1]
They're doin' it in the North of England
They're doin' it way down south too
If you really want to know what I think about you, now
I think you look better with a hook in your mouth
Yes, you do

[Chorus]
Free samples
They're givin' shit away
Free samples
Singing hip, hip, hooray
Well the hapless sucker, the one who buys
His happiness comes in such little sizes
Free samples
Free samples, today

[Verse 2]
If you're looking for another good example
Of a key demographic for the samples
Just look at the happy, ridiculous lives
Of the televised real housewives
And they're shouting out
And they're shouting out
And they're freaking out
That's what it's all about

[Chorus]

[Verse 3]
And we're never gonna turn 'em down
It's happening all over town
Customers bleeding [?]
To see who wears the crown
But the trial size is king
Break it down, break it down, and sing
Hip, hip, hooray, free samples are here today

And we're shouting out, and we're shouting out
And we're shouting out, and we're shouting out
And we're shouting out, and we're shouting out
And we're shouting out, and we're shouting out (Freaking out)