[Verse 1]
You are the bad girls
And you've done a little work in the movies
You got a manager
And he sends a couple copies of you to me

[Refrain]
But you don't come with instructions
You're wearing too many clothes
I'd like to show you my suction
But I don't know where it goes

[Pre-Chorus]
'Cause we are human dust bunnies
Waiting for the vacuum
To come and pick us up, honey
Whistling along to the hollow tune of

[Chorus]
Simulated love (This tune is ringing hollow)
Simulated love (This love is hard to swallow)
Simulated love (This tune is ringing hollow)
Simulated love (This love is hard to swallow)

[Verse 2]
You are the parasites
Always biting the host that feeds you
You've got your sides tight
But you don't recognize when they start to bleed you
[Refrain]
[Pre-Chorus]
[Chorus]

[Verse 3]
Oh sweet love, what does it mean?
'Cause everything's never quite as it seems
Pretty, pretty pictures in a magazine
Selling me tickets for the fuck machine
No U-turn on the road of life
Today's girlfriend is tomorrow's wife
The meeting of the flesh and the knife
Taking color photographs in black and white
And when your piggies start to squeal
It's impossible to keep an even keel
I'd drive a thousand miles just to cop a feel

[Outro]
'Cause love isn't real unless it's not real (Oh sweet love, what does it mean?)
Love isn't real unless it's not real (Oh sweet love, what does it mean?)
Love isn't real unless it's not real (Oh sweet love, what does it mean?)
Love isn't real unless it's not real (Oh sweet love, what does it mean?)
(Oh sweet love, what does it mean?)
(Oh sweet love, what does it mean?)
(Oh sweet love, what does it mean?)
(Oh sweet love, what does it mean?)