[Verse 1]
Do you remember
All those nights that we were forced to sit cross-legged
And listen to jazz?
It began September
Overbites and acne followed suit
For every geek and every spaz

[Chorus 1]
It's ringin' bells now
I remember Safety Girl
She had a house on Fantasy Lane
That shit is cinch now
Give it up for Safety Girl
She had a face and she had a name

[Verse 2]
Now I've got a diploma
My work is passing muster
And my memories of her slowly fade
Such a strange aroma
Hints of dijon mustard
And a mayonnaise derived from lemonade

[Chorus 2]
This premonition comes as no surprise to Safety Girl
It won't be long before it all comes true
The parasite that lives inside of Safety Girl
Someday will live inside me and you
[Bridge]
(Remember Safety Girl)
(Remember her so well)
(Remember Safety Girl)
(Remember-ber-ber-ber-ber...)

[Chorus 3]
What really matters are the memories of Safety Girl
I used to hang on each and every word, but!
There are some hazards when you give yourself to Safety Girl
The line between safe and sorry is blurred

[Outro]
My word
My word
My word
Safety Girl's a different kind of bird
My word
My word
My word
Safety Girl's a different kind of bird