[Intro]
Now gimme!
Pick it up!

[Verse 1]
When cowboys file for divorce
You can't keep them off the horse
You can't keep them from the whores
When good boys play that rock and roll
The guns and whiskey take control
You feel the devil in your soul
And do the do-si-do

[Chorus]
(When cowboys file for divorce)
Where the money go?
Who gets the kids?
(When cowboys file for divorce)
Who gets the house?
Who gets the hounds?

[Verse 2]
When cowboys pistol whip the horse
They build a case for more divorce
They set the stage for marital wars
When Vladimir Putin starts commutin'
He runs around the Kremlin shootin'
Everything in sight
[Bridge]
That weight on your shoulders was never yours to carry, no
It gets as big as a boulder when you go and get married
To one of them purdy little things

[Chorus/Outro]
(When cowboys file for divorce)
Where the money go?
Who gets the kids?
(When cowboys file for divorce)
Who gets the paint?
Who gets the oil?
(When cowboys file for divorce)
Who gets the guns?
Who gets the sword?
(When cowboys file for divorce)
Who gets the boat?
Who gets the house?
(When cowboys file for divorce)
Who gets the ranch?
Who gets the hat?
(When cowboys file for divorce)
I want it all!
I'll take it all!
(When cowboys file for divorce)
I gotta know!
Time's up!