Show me your
Sexy trash
But don't go making moves
That agitate my rash
I'm an American man
And I know where I stand
I stand with you
In your sexy trash

Columbian warlords
Are rushing to replace
All the product that they've moved
To the United States
With tradaxxian crystals from outer space
And the filthy residue
Of your sexy trash
Your sexy trash

The geo-political ramifications
Of lovers when they lie
Because of vegetarians
Animals no longer die
We can live as one inside
The slaughterhouse of your sexy trash
I'm an American man tonight