[Chorus]
Green! [high-pitched] Green!
Green stuff!
Gotta get some of that green stuff
(x2)

[Verse 1]
Yeah, he's got the green light, go
He's 'bout to show you fishes what he means by dough
Lush lifestyle, like grass, the green's growin' up
Cause all the customers be showin' up for
K-R A-B B-Y P A-T T-Ys, guarantee
Lettuce in the cash machine
Palm trees, seaweed, everything green. He needs…

[Chorus]
Green! [high-pitched] Green!
Green stuff!
Gotta get some of that green stuff
(x2)

[Verse 2]
No other color can cover instead
This year for Christmas let's dismiss the red
Broccoli, cucumber, pickles and kelp
From edible food to incredible wealth
He ain't rusty, trust me
Hustling crustacean, never Rock Bottom like musty bus stations
Must be contagious, Krusty Krab's famous, all he sees is one color up and his face is...
[Chorus]
Green! [high-pitched] Green!
Green stuff!
Gotta get some of that green stuff
(x2)

[Patrick and Harold laughing]