[Verse 1]
Come on, come on, who are you?
No one, no one, ain't that true
Want some, got some, goo ga joob
Good lad, scumbag, be home soon

[Chorus]
Oh, what a bummer, if they only knew
What I've uncovered, they'd be swerving you
They'd never wanna be like you
I never wanna be like you

[Verse 2]
Inside, outside, room for two
He's snide, she's snide, wide-eyed crew
God squad, peace frog, supermoons
Fanboys, make noise, boogaloo

[Chorus]
Oh, what a bummer they only knew
What I've uncovered, they'd be swerving you
They'd never wanna be like you
I never wanna be like you
I never wanna be like you
I never wanna be like you
I never wanna be like you
I never wanna be like you
I never wanna be like you
[Instrumental Break]

[Outro]
I never wanna be like you
I never wanna be like you
I never wanna be like you
I never wanna be like you
I never wanna be like you
I never wanna be like you
I never wanna be like you
I never wanna be like you