He has a beard
He touches kids
He goes to school
He looks about 46
He's very weighty
His chest hairs are nice
If an asian man starts
He feeds them rice

He looks chinese when he smiles
When he sits down his belly piles
His mum works in maccies
Shes a fitty
Minimum wage gang gang gang
Minimum wage gang gang gang
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