The inscription set upon the great gate of Theleme.

Here enter not vile bigots, hypocrites, Externally devoted apes, base snites, Puffed-up, wry-necked beasts, worse than the Huns, Or Ostrogoths, forerunners of baboons: Cursed snakes, dissembled varlets, seeming sancts, Slipshod caffards, beggars pretending wants, Fat chuffcats, smell-feast knockers, doltish gulls, Out-strouting cluster-fists, contentious bulls, Fomenters of divisions and debates, Elsewhere, not here, make sale of your deceits.

       &nbsp Your filthy trumperies
       &nbsp Stuffed with pernicious lies
       &nbsp       &nbsp (Not worth a bubble),
       &nbsp       &nbsp Would do but trouble
       &nbsp Our earthly paradise,
       &nbsp Your filthy trumperies.

Here enter not attorneys, barristers, Nor bridle-champing law-practitioners: Clerks, commissaries, scribes, nor pharisees, Wilful disturbers of the people's ease: Judges, destroyers, with an unjust breath, Of honest men, like dogs, even unto death. Your salary is at the gibbet-foot: Go drink there! for we do not here fly out On those excessive courses, which may draw A waiting on your courts by suits in law.

       &nbsp Lawsuits, debates, and wrangling
       &nbsp Hence are exiled, and jangling.
       &nbsp       &nbsp Here we are very
       &nbsp       &nbsp Frolic and merry,
       &nbsp And free from all entangling,
       &nbsp Lawsuits, debates, and wrangling.

Here enter not base pinching usurers, Pelf-lickers, everlasting gatherers, Gold-graspers, coin-gripers, gulpers of mists, Niggish deformed sots, who, though your chests Vast sums of money should to you afford, Would ne'ertheless add more unto that hoard, And yet not be content,—you clunchfist dastards, Insatiable fiends, and Pluto's bastards, Greedy devourers, chichy sneakbill rogues, Hell-mastiffs gnaw your bones, you ravenous dogs.

       &nbsp You beastly-looking fellows,
       &nbsp Reason doth plainly tell us
       &nbsp       &nbsp That we should not
       &nbsp       &nbsp To you allot
       &nbsp Room here, but at the gallows,
       &nbsp You beastly-looking fellows.



Here enter not fond makers of demurs In love adventures, peevish, jealous curs, Sad pensive dotards, raisers of garboils, Hags, goblins, ghosts, firebrands of household broils, Nor drunkards, liars, cowards, cheaters, clowns, Thieves, cannibals, faces o'ercast with frowns, Nor lazy slugs, envious, covetous, Nor blockish, cruel, nor too credulous,— Here mangy, pocky folks shall have no place, No ugly lusks, nor persons of disgrace.

       &nbsp Grace, honour, praise, delight,
       &nbsp Here sojourn day and night.
       &nbsp       &nbsp Sound bodies lined
       &nbsp       &nbsp With a good mind,
       &nbsp Do here pursue with might
       &nbsp Grace, honour, praise, delight.

Here enter you, and welcome from our hearts, All noble sparks, endowed with gallant parts. This is the glorious place, which bravely shall Afford wherewith to entertain you all. Were you a thousand, here you shall not want For anything; for what you'll ask we'll grant. Stay here, you lively, jovial, handsome, brisk, Gay, witty, frolic, cheerful, merry, frisk, Spruce, jocund, courteous, furtherers of trades, And, in a word, all worthy gentle blades.

       &nbsp Blades of heroic breasts
       &nbsp Shall taste here of the feasts,
       &nbsp       &nbsp Both privily
       &nbsp       &nbsp And civilly
       &nbsp Of the celestial guests,
       &nbsp Blades of heroic breasts.

Here enter you, pure, honest, faithful, true Expounders of the Scriptures old and new. Whose glosses do not blind our reason, but Make it to see the clearer, and who shut Its passages from hatred, avarice, Pride, factions, covenants, and all sort of vice. Come, settle here a charitable faith, Which neighbourly affection nourisheth. And whose light chaseth all corrupters hence, Of the blest word, from the aforesaid sense.

       &nbsp The holy sacred Word,
       &nbsp May it always afford
       &nbsp       &nbsp T' us all in common,
       &nbsp       &nbsp Both man and woman,
       &nbsp A spiritual shield and sword,
       &nbsp The holy sacred Word.

Here enter you all ladies of high birth, Delicious, stately, charming, full of mirth, Ingenious, lovely, miniard, proper, fair, Magnetic, graceful, splendid, pleasant, rare, Obliging, sprightly, virtuous, young, solacious, Kind, neat, quick, feat, bright, compt, ripe, choice, dear, precious. Alluring, courtly, comely, fine, complete, Wise, personable, ravishing, and sweet, Come joys enjoy. The Lord celestial Hath given enough wherewith to please us all.

       &nbsp Gold give us, God forgive us,
       &nbsp And from all woes relieve us;
       &nbsp       &nbsp That we the treasure
       &nbsp       &nbsp May reap of pleasure,
       &nbsp And shun whate'er is grievous,
       &nbsp Gold give us, God forgive us.