[Verse 1]
Tomato sauce simmering with onion blocks
How exciting

[Pre-Chorus]
Butter up the sourdough submarine
Marinara flavoured bedding
Meatball seats in my submarine
Delivery under the sea

[Chorus]
So I leap
And swim against Atlantic stream
To show you what I've achieved
Going deep
Tonight we'll make dinner a feast
Just count it on me
Just count it on me
Soaring through the barnacle valleys
And peachy coral reefs
Wait for me
Tonight we'll make dinner a feast
Just count it on me
Just count it on me

[Verse 2]
Parmesan crispy skin
Tasty dilemma Carbohydrates
[Pre-Chorus]
Season up the gluten-free submarine
Slather it in mascarpone cheese
Meatball seats in my submarine
Prime shipping under the sea

[Chorus]
Beep beep beep
What's going on
Radars went off
Showing the sharks on the screen
Closing in
The sharks opened up their mouths
They're biting on me
They're biting on me
Licked off my mayonnaise dressing
Tore off my cheddar sliced cheese
I may be weak
But I'll fight your enemies
So count it on me
Just count it on me

[Verse 3]
Pierce and pierce and pierce and pierce it through
All their tiny brains
An eye for eye
And arm for arm
I'm invincible
Indestructible
[Bridge]
Ham
BLT
Salami
Veggie and cheese
So many submarines
Marine marine sub
Avocado
Roast beef
And teriyaki

[Chorus]
So I leap
And race against those submarines
To show you what I've achieved
Increased speed
Tonight we'll make dinner a feast
So cheer for me, please
Just cheer for me, please
Instead of looking at me
You've decided on the roast beef submarine
Tomorrow I'll come back again
So wait for me, please
Just wait for me, please