[Chorus]
I wish I could suck my own dick but I really can’t
Life gets really sad when my mouth can not reach my pants
All these fucking bitches, they just tryna touch my flub
But flub always give head without a doubt
Always fact check when you’re writing for your projects
If you don’t you’ll get an F on all your papers
And you’ll never get touch of this giant flubber
I wish I didn’t watch so much porn

[Post-Chorus]
Tore my calf trying to reach it
My mouth couldn’t hit the tip
I was left cryin’ and shit
At 14 I got my foreskin clipped
Keep it on my desk for chicks
Pull down to poo I need…

[Verse 1]
Way more power
To push out all this shit
Never told you ‘bout the summer that I spent shitting bricks
Stretchin things like my legs
Just do good squats and good tones
Thought I’d reach the tip
But now I’m out here crying on the floor
[Pre-Chorus]
I was just thinkin’ ‘bout poo
And it made me think of colors of the brown
70 miles from my house
And not a thought ‘bout goin’ home to mom

[Chorus]
I wish I could suck my own dick but I really can’t
Life gets really sad when my mouth can not reach my pants
All these fucking bitches, they just tryna touch my flub
But flub always give head without a doubt
Always fact check when you’re writing for your projects
If you don’t you’ll get an F on all your papers
And you’ll never get touch of this giant flubber
I wish I didn’t watch so much porn

[Verse 2]
All these dicks I always suck
But I don’t know the taste of mine
Sometimes I peel off the skin
To get a swig of my friend
Thoughts go though my mind all day
About the face-made masturbation
One of these days I will succeed
And reach goal of peach blessin’
Won’t get any pride but I’ll do it anyway
Don’t get why it’s seen as weird when people eatin’ poo
Didn’t wanna hurt my pelvis but temptation was too much
Don’t wanna seem weird even though I eat yo’ poo