I am what I am, I am my own special creation
I started at school with mutual masturbation
I gave up rugby and I joined the choir, started rowing
My parents said it's just a phase through which I'm going
I found a boyfriend called Juan
And started saying "I am what I am"

I am what I am
I like Will and Grace, I like Friends and Frazier
I also a fan of Boyzone and Bros, Blue and Eurasure
So what if all my clothing come from TopShop?
So what if I got our clubbing in a crop top with a fabulous tan?
I'll keep on saying "I am what I am"

I am what I am and what I am needs no excuses
I shag who I like
A disproportionate number of whom are call Ian or they're Lances or Bruces
And so what if I don't find cyber sex degrading?
So what if I get around by rollerblading?
So what if I chose to drink a margarita?
So what if know the lyrics to Evita?
I don't give a damn
And so I shout out "I am what I am"