There's Aspirin, Adrenaline and also Aminophylline
Amphetamine, Adenosine, Augmentin and Rifampicin
Amoxicillin, Penicillin, Heparin and Warfarin
And Oestrogen, Progestagen and Canesten and Chloroquine

There's Bendroflumethiazide and also Cyclophosphamide
And Metoclopramide, Acetazolomide Tropicamide
Loperamide, Amiloride and Cyclizine and Frusemide
And if you're up the duff then you had best avoid Thalidomide

There's Lithium, Fluoxetine and also Amitriptyline
Paroxetine, Digoxin, GTN and Azathioprine
Miconazole, Atenolol and also Chloramphenicol
And if you want to overdose there's always Paracetamol

There's Night Nurse and Phenytoin, Zirtek and Diazepam
And Lithium, Temazepam, Midazolam, Clonazepam
Testosterone, Aldosterone and Valium and Insulin
And Lignocaine and Piriton and Ventolin and Ritalin

There's Cefuroxime, Cefotaxime, Cefalexin, Cephedrine
And Metronidazole and Ketoconazole, Trimethoprim
Erythromycin, Gentamycin, Macrolides, Nifedipine
And Actifed and Sudafed and Calpol with no sugar in

There's Phenelzine and Hyoscine, Ranitidine, Cimetidine
Potassium and Calcium and ev'ry kind of Vitamin
A Pethedine and Methadone and Speed, Cocaine and Heroin
And Cannabis and Prozac, Morphine, Alcohol and Nicotine

You must remember all these drugs
The names of which you've learnt from me
Or fuck 'em all and get a job in Orthopaedic Surgery