[Verse 1]
We just got back from Bilbao
It's such a great little town
Uh-huh-huh, uh-huh-huh, uh-huh-huh
Uh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh
We ain't got time for that now
We just got back from Bilbao (Uh-huh)
What a great little town
Uh-huh-huh, uh-huh-huh, uh-huh-huh
Uh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh
We ain't got time for that now

[Chorus]
I changed the details, but the story's based loosely
On a bunch of shit that really happened to me
Played up the parts where I look good, so sue me
Whatever I do, I always do it truly
You and I know that it's all just an act
You can't believe that the world is still flat
You tell the truth, but you tell it slack
You told some lies, but your account handles that
Uh-huh, uh-huh

[Verse 2]
We just got back from Paris
Oh, but it's all Greek to me
Uh-huh-huh, uh-huh-huh, uh-huh-huh
Uh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh
Except s'il vous plaît and merci

[Chorus]
Saw you at the park, it was just last Tuesday
Was no big deal, kind of a slow news day
Walked by you slow, but there was nothing to say
Other than to show you the difference that having a clue's made
See where it gets you acting so sediddy
It ain't a shame and it ain't no pity
What it is is strangely fitting
Only one of us is going to see Bam City
Uh-huh, uh-huh
[Verse 3]
We just went to Tokyo
Heard "Slyd" on the radio
Uh-huh-huh, uh-huh-huh, uh-huh-huh
Uh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh
Nice work, Ray, arigatou

[Outro]
So won't you take me to Bam City?
Won't you take me on down? (Uh-huh)
So won't you take me to Bam City?
Won't you take me on down?
Bam City
Won't you take me on down?
Won't you take me to Bam City?
Won't you take me on down? (Uh-huh)
Won't you take me to?
Won't you take me on down? (Uh-huh)
Won't you take me to Bam City?
Bam City, Bam City
Hey, hey (Uh-huh)
Bam City, Bam Ci-