[Intro]
What is that smell?
Oh, right. It's weakness
Kids, there's no need to get heated
Everybody just relax
We're having fun, right?

[Verse 1]
I look like a chef
Ready to conquer a bake-off
Cole, you look tired
You wanna go ahead
And take the day off?
What? No, I won't concede
You see, look at my hands
This is my hour of knead
I got thick skin
Well, it's kinda like your custard
You're just talkin' smack
Because I got you flustered
Insecure and too weak
To even cut the mustard
Ooh, that's a sick burn
It's kinda like your caramel
So start from scratch
And then I bid you fare-ree-wеll
Nope, I'm not gonna crumble
From under prеssure cooking
I mean, could these pastry puffs
Be any fresher looking?
Seriously, Cole. Look how fresh they are
No, I'm not gonna look
[Chorus 1]
Hit the, hit the sweet spot
Make your mouth water (Water)
Heatin' up in the kitchen
And it's gettin' hotter (Hotter)
Temperature rising
The cakes is high
You bake battling me?
Ha, don't even try

[Post-Chorus]
I can make it batter
No, I can make it batter
No, I can make it batter than you-hoo
I can make it batter
No, I can make it batter
No, I can make it batter than you

[Verse 2]
All right, kids, calm down
You know, you're both
My son and daughter
And I'm seriously proud
In fact, you don't have to fake it to bake it
All that matters is you're having fun
No, Dad. Please don't
You can work together
Like you're sugar and spice (Dad)
Making croquembouche
Or you can make gum (Oh, my God)
Sorry, Dad, I'm beatin' him
My croquembouche is gonna win
You know she's gonna love my gum
And say that I'm her favorite
[Chorus 2]
Hit the, hit the sweet spot
Make your mouth water
Heatin' up the in the kitchen
And it's gettin' hotter
Temperature rising
The cakes is high
You're bake battling me?
Ha! (Psssh) Don't even try (Don't even try!)

[Outro]
You kids seriously will have to clean this up