[Verse 1]
I’m MIB, I’m MI6
I’m MIA if they need an assist
If Oracle is occupied I’m always avail
Saving cities mighty pretty next to kitchen detail
I commanded the stage, did spy work in France
Met a mademoiselle, had a minor romance
With a major result, I was a major disappointment
Ran off to the stage because acting is avoidance
I was super at sonnets, Shakespeare was my specialty
But my father was a goner, it was an honor he requested me
Watch over the Waynes, keep out of the cave
Educate young Bruce on being noble and brave
Steada restin he'd rotate, he knew Gotham City's state
Young Wayne went away, I was left to lie and wait
I thought to my dying day, then he rang the front chime
I’m sparkle and sunshine cuz he's like a son sometimes

[Verse 2]
His souvenirs are scars he got in bars that you hustle past
Life abroad brought bruce beatings and meaty muscle mass
I’m betting this is heading to a place where I’m regretting
All my actions but in fact I find my mind is fine with fretting
Used to aid him with bedding, now its aiding and abetting
A permanent vacation is what I’m afraid the maid is getting
Plan he does propose, send a sane man out the gates
Aren't many worth a penny would deny the hand of fate
Every man must find a mate, for now I'll prepare his plate
I’ll repair his engine, he need not mention any thanks
Any wound I'll suture It's the future that's at stake
Our future's what we make just like superman would say
I felt stupid in a way when I first donned the suit
Now it's like a skin I’m in when I buttle for a brute
My bow I tie, my shoes I shine, my free time is minute
Expense reports are not a problem, we gotta lotta loot
[Hook]
Any enemies he nicked him without playin by the rules
He used to play the victim and I used to play the fool
He caught'm with the quickness, caught it on the pay per view
Batman's just like Vader, makes these haters pay their dues
There is the no greater dude, he's the one I cater to
Every morning when I wake him he's so often badly bruised
A mansion of this fashion might come crashing without care
Gotham's name is up in flames if master Wayne’s not there

[Verse 3]
This family steadily grows while Bruce is battling foes
So many Robins, you can’t stop them, Gotham got them in droves
Drake was a cake that you bake when you make a mistake in the polls
Todd was the sort of sod that was killed then came back as a ghost
Stephanie definitely determined to spurn the vermin the most
Damian's the son of Satan but it's not what he chose
Dick is still my favorite though, you mustn’t say it I suppose
I miss him and his wisdom now he's distant kitchen's closed
There he goes after Barbara as he harbors some affection
Did I fail to mention she refused his love connection
She's abandoned many altars and he's faltered to forget her
He's authored many letters but he burns them for the better
Her mantle there's been ample that are willing to replace
Cassandra Cain was plain she tried in vain to hide her face
Flat chested but impressive no distractions when there's action
Ms brown was busty, trust me goons would swoon with satisfaction
What a faction to be feeding, what a feeling felt inside
Father knew what I had needed and he proceeded to provide
They grow up and they fade out and I’m laid out in the basement
Rest assured they all return, these people are my payment
[Hook x2]
Any enemies he nicked him without playin by the rules
He used to play the victim and I used to play the fool
He caught'm with the quickness, caught it on the pay per view
Batman's just like Vader, makes these haters pay their dues
There is the no greater dude, he's the one I cater to
Every morning when I wake him he's so often badly bruised
A mansion of this fashion might come crashing without care
Gotham's name is up in flames if master Wayne’s not there