Love's like soda pop
You've been out too long
You know the things you do in your time
They're gonna fall flat on your face

The best way to spread your love
And joy across this nation
Is to give them all your secrets about
Combination
Please for this 'stition

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But she'll never listen
And I will never learn
Things they do in this town
Well they seem to have turned
Tomorrow I'll be with you and you'll be mine
Oh you're not my club soda
You're my fancy wine

Twelve ounces in a can my friend
That's how many I've got
They're always driving me
Driving me to different stops

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[Chorus]
But she'll never listen
And I will never learn
The things they do in this town
Well they seem to have turned
Tomorrow I'll be with you and you'll be mine
Oh you're not my club soda
You're my fancy wine