[Verse 1]
This is not a test
I’m sending out a PS, SOS
This is not a thank you
But this could be a thank you
I’m very well aware
You never went through the training to handle
All of my tantrums
And late nights and breakthroughs and headaches and meltdowns

[Hook]
You can’t talk to me that way
My brother’s the prettiest boy on the block
Christmas, we’ll go to Amsterdam
Where the beer is cheap and so is talk

[Verse 2]
I am such a fake
I could have sworn "spawn of" was your first name
Wasn’t on the test
Will this be on a test?
Every Sunday night I cry
In front of a mirror to recognize
I am still a golden god
My sibling’s not a god
[Hook]
You can’t talk to me that way
My brother’s the prettiest boy on the block
Christmas, we’ll go to Amsterdam
Where the beer is cheap and so is talk

[Bridge]
I want you to know the parcel is on its way with a ribbon in back
I want you to know my brother was a male model, isn’t that impressive?
I want you to know the ribbon is on its way in the back of a parcel
I want you to know you could never be a male model, you could never be a young boy

[Hook]
You can’t talk to me that way
My brother’s the prettiest boy on the block
Christmas, we’ll go to Amsterdam
Where the beer is cheap and so is talk