I found a girl who has what I don’t have
She walks with balance and grace
I forgot her name
She was abducted from the farthest country
I can think of
Once I feel sober, I’ll fly straight

Everybody knows the drill but you
Once I enter a room, all the lights go out
You were into kinkier shit, I assumed
Once the nuclear blasts hit, I’ll come out
To you, come out to you

My sergeant spun a story otherwise despised
General Mills was soaked in milk and natural dyes
But where were mine?

Everybody knows the drill but you
Once I enter a room, all the lights go out
You were into kinkier shit I assumed
Once the nuclear blasts hit, I’ll come out
To you, come out to you

And everybody here
Is a close friend of the president
Your stench fucked up the air
Got some gum stuck in your hair
I would like to
Extend invitation
To my crystal ball of sapphic fun
STI’s for everyone
And how aren’t the Disney princes gay?
I’ll come out when I am ironed straight