The daybreak in the basement is
Shrouded by the dark
Press the button, the lights turn on
The day has just begun
Mother yells for me to do
My chores, such a pointless thing
Don the crown, step into
The court of the shitpost king

The mods of this shitty board
Try to keep me at bay
I change my IP constantly
So they know that I'm here to stay
All my loyal subjects are
Sperging in response of me
Carrying on many false flags
For I am the shitpost king

Constantly i'm vigilant
I do it all for free
No prospective career ahead of me
The vidya's all I need
The off-topic bait and furry posts
They bring me to my knees
But there is zero respite in
The court of the shitpost king
There are no videogames just
An angry comadarie
Cries of cuck, faggotry
Mix in with the lonely teens
As I take a look at the banner
Mr. Burns just grins at me
"Don't forget you're here forever."
In the court of the shitpost king