Jacksepticeye: Once upon a time there were two little s**** named cuphead and mugman.

Jacksepticeye: Once upon a time there was a little fella names mugman, uh cuphead, s***.

Jacksepticeye: This is what an Irish kettle would sound like, f***ing b*******, they're coming for ya, they're gonna kill ya.


NateWantsToBattle: They call me king dice cause that's who I am, a royal pain plamaplampla...

NateWantsToBattle: a royal pain who's diabolical, f***.


Cristina Vee: Ahaha, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ahaha, ahaha, what am I doing?


The Completionist: His debt to the devil, is coming due today. I f***ed it up really badly.


Jacksepticeye: I'm pretty sure those people killed him, cause you make a deal with the devil, you make a deal with the devil, you're gonna get killed, you don't make a deal with the devil he's a bad person, He's not even a person, he's a monster, JUST LIKE MY FATHER :(


NateWantsToBattle: So come on cuphead cudida f***.

NateWantsToBattle: So come on cupheadf, f***, come on cuphead kid.

Dodger: Hey, your timing is super f***ed, ahahaha.

Dodger: Sorry I f***ed up your whole thing.

Dodger: THIS IS MY SONG NOW AJ!

Dodger: blergh.

Dodger: blerghhh.


Jacksepticeye: And they all lived happily ever af, ef, ever, happily ever after, fart noise..


Matpat: I may do science now but back in the day I was a huffering devadvil, Hi, di, hi, di, hi, yep, ok.

Matpat: What cuphead has in store, we all learned that I'm a man today..


Jacksepticeye: And they all lived happily ever after, wait, no they didn't, pretty sure those people killed him, and butchered him and chopped him up into little pieces and drank the milk out of his head, it was disgusting, I didn't know what was happening, it was scary. ;-;


Adrisaurus: We're gonna have some bloopers, we're gonna mess them, boy.


Matpat: Get off my room.

Midnight Marinara: All aboard everyone, hahahaha.

Midnight Marinara: Oh cuphead, You've got an express ticket to your doom.

Midnight Marinara: I got my eye on you buddy.

Midnight Marinara: By the way, while you're at it check out the Midnight Marinara, because, you know, it's good and stuff.


Peter Srinivasan and AJ: We're gonna kill of cuphead, with a glou f*** (With a what?) with a glou f***.


AJ: This is my nice person voice, this is the way I speak when I'm being nice to people, (couldn't tell here).


Devon Chenoweth: His debt to the, aww, wa, wa, wa, wa, wa.


AJ: Skeleton horses, what do they sound like, what do they sound like? I don't know, probably like this, yes, hahahaha, they sound like this, hehehehehe, hahahaha, hahahaha, (haha).


Jacksepticeye: The circle of life, and the Elton John, I am not circle of life apparently :(


Markiplier: I can do it even more intense, let me lean into that, lemme try one with an ear off, take it higher?
Markiplier: Is coming due today, hahaha, i'm going overboard on it, here we go..


Jacksepticeye: And they all lived happily ever after on a farm far away.


NateWantsToBattle and Markiplier: You agreed to my game and you lost, you accepted the odds now you'll cough up the cost, don't f*** with me b**** or I swear, I'll shove my d*** up your skull like cheap chinaware! (i don't think you should be as angry..)

NateWantsToBattle: The devil skull f*** cuphead, cannon.

NateWantsToBattle: They call me king dice cause that's who I am, a royal pain who's diabolical plan, Circus of Value.

NateWantsToBattle: I just have to remember. (he did not remember!)

NateWantsToBattle: K, one more time, I forgot everything...

NateWantsToBattle: Guess your weight, probably fat, you little b****.


Matpat: Ink him!

Matpat: Let's just smash him!

Matpat: Hey, we came, we tried, we saw-w, we made
embarrassments, of me mostly, not you, me..

Matpat and AJ: Let's just smash him, let's just smash him! (I mean I
could probably accept it)

Matpat and AJ: aha, ha, ha, wow.. there it is, you heard it right here "I could probably accept" well... (I can accept it as Yogi Bear)

Matpat: Hahahaha, Let's go get a picnic basket, hey BooBoo, let's just smash!


Jacksepticeye: And they all lived happily ever after, well except for me, I lived alone, and cold, the boiled water in my kettle belly has gone out now, I miss my wife ;-;