I think I've fallen in love with a girl, it's serious
Ooh, that's great news, Bret, tell me about that girl that's so serious
Well, I don't really know her
Ooh, that don't sound so serious
It's serious, I'm delirious
Sounds serious
Yeah
That's cool, I met a new girl too
Have you?
Yeah
One of those girls you met on the 'net?
No, we really met
Well, that's great news, what's she like? What does she do?
All I know, dog, is that she's careless with her dog
I'm not sure what she does, except she makes me want her
She makes me want to get on top of her
Oh, that sounds great, man, that's sounds great, hey, wait
What?
Maybe I'm crazy, but when did you meet this lady?
Just then
When?
Then
Right then?
Right then
Where?
There
Over there?
Over there
Over there there?
Over there there there
Just now?
Just now
How'd you meet your lady?

I was going for a jog then she lost a dog
I was running in the area and she lost a terrier
Was this about forty seconds ago?
No, about forty-three seconds ago

Ooooh, no, oh no
Oh no, oh no, oh no

No, no, what?
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
No, I'm thinking what I'm thinking
So you're not thinking what I'm thinking?
No, cause you're thinking I'm thinking what your thinking
Are you talking about a girl with a beautiful smile?
Yeah
Like strawberry wine?
Yeah, yeah
Blueberry track suit pants?
White chocolate skin?
And socks?
That sounds like her
Hang on a minute, stop the track
Eugene, stop the track
Do you mean the girl who came up to us when we were running in the park just now and she was looking for her epileptic dog?
Yeah, that's the girl
Was her name Brahbrah?
No, I think it was Barbara
Her name was Brahbrah
It was Barbara, there's no such name as Brahbrah
It's Brahbrah
It's Barbara
It was Brahbrah
Barbara
Brahbrah
Barbara
Brahbrah
Barbara, Barbara
Brah
Bret, she was looking at me
No, she was looking at me
Bret, she was looking at me, she had her eye on my knee
Dog, I'm sorry, she had her eye on my guns
Are you loco? She was checking out my buns
No, bro, she had her eye on me
She had her eye on me
Well, how could she have her eye on both of us?
Wait a minute, you talking about the girl with the lazy eye?
I think she might have had a slightly lazy eye
We're both in love with a sexy lady with an eye that's lazy
The girl that's fly with a wonky eye
She's smoking with an eye that's broken, I think it's hot
The way she looks left a lot
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

We're both in love with a sexy lady with an eye that's lazy
The girl that's fly with a wonky eye (Put your lazy eye on me, girl)
She's smoking with an eye thats broken, I think it's hot
The way she looks left a lot
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah