[Intro: Flight of the Conchords]
Fashion
F-F-F-F-F-Fashion
F-Fashion
S-S-Style
War
L-L-L-Look look look

[Verse 1: Flight of the Conchords]
I'm the edge
I'm the chic
I'm the taste
I'm a larger than life with just a hint of lace
I'm avant-garde, I'm the heir, I'm the Vogue
I'm the she she ohh hee hee
I'm the man à la mode
Pr-Pr-President Reagan
Thatcher Th-Th-Thatcher
Jazzercise
L-L-Lipgloss

[Chorus: Flight of the Conchords]
Ooh ooh ooh ooh
You think you know fashion, well fashion's a stranger
You think fashion's your friend, my friend
Fashion is danger
[Verse 2: Flight of the Conchords]
(Posing) Posing at the bar
(Posing) Posing sitting down
(Posing) Posing in the distance
(Posing) Posing with my arm
(Posing) Posing with my leg
(Posing) Posing like a swan
(Posing) Posing for a portrait
Posing a threat!
Hey H-H-Hey Hey
Yeah Yea Yea

[Chorus: Flight of the Conchords]
Ooh ooh ooh ooh
You think you know fashion, well fashion's a stranger
You think fashion's your friend, my friend
Fashion is danger

[Outro: Flight of the Conchords]
Moscow
Berlin
Paris
London
Tokyo
Wellington
Rome
Geneva
New York City
N-N-N-N-N-New York City
[Chorus: Flight of the Conchords]
Ooh ooh ooh ooh
You think you know fashion, well fashion's a stranger
You think fashion's your friend, my friend
Fashion is danger
Fa-Fashion
F-F-F-F-F-Fashion
F-F-F-F-F-Fashion
F-Fashion