[Intro: Bret and Jemaine]
Ahhh x 5
Mermaid x 12

[Verse 1]
Mermaid, murmur into my ear
The answers the questions I'm longing to hear
Does it relax you to hear the sound of the land?
Do you, oh mermaid, have slightly webbed hands? (ew)
Is it normal for a guy to wear a scuba apparatus when he makes love in the sea? (Make love to me!)
Would it be weird for you if I touched your fishy half?
I know it would be for me

[Chorus]
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, wadadadiya wadadadiya
Oh, oh, oh, oh boom, ba doom doom, boom, ba doom doom

[Verse 2]
Do you have mermaid parties beneath the sea? (Am I invited?)
At these mermaid parties, do you smoke sea weed?
(If so then how do you light it?)
Are you the answer to a drunken sailor's lonely wish? (Wish, wish, wish)
Or are you an optical illusion caused by a woman sitting on a rock, holding half a fish? (Half a sexy fish!)

[Chorus]