[Verse 1]
I'm the pretty prince of parties
You're a tasty piece of pastry
You're so lighty flighty flakey
I go where the party takes me

[Verse 2]
I'm the funky monkey junky
You're a flunky bunky donkey
You're a picture of the devil's daughter
I'm a pitcher of holy water

[Chorus]
Oh pretty prince of parties, where's the party now? (I don't know)
Oh pretty prince of parties, where does water go? (I let it flow)
Oh pretty prince of parties, can I come to your party? (No)
Oh pretty prince of parties, where do you get your clothes? (They're made of snow - pretty party clothes crocheted of snow)

[Verse 4]
I'm the mickey Māori minstrel
You're the high priestess of tinsel
I'm the guru god of ganja
Ramashalanka lanka Ravi Shankar

[Outro]
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