Scabby the Rat
Cooks all your potatoes
Scabby the Rat
Is twelve feet tall

Scabby the Rat
Ooh, he's inflatable
Scabby the Rat
That's right, I said inflatable
Scabby the Rat
Makes the whole room pregnant
Scabby the Rat
Pow! you're pregnant

Scabby the Rat
Does not fear death
Scabby the Rat
Is one Rob Warmowski
Scabby the Rat
That mean's he's immortal
Scabby the Rat