[Verse]
I got a girlfriend
You can't have her
I got a goofball in my head

I got a racecar
It's kind of a sculpture
I got a rambler in my yard

[Chorus]
She's a winner

[Verse]
I got a rambler!
You can't have her
I got a speedway in my yard!

[Chorus]
She's a winner
As long as I am

[Verse]
I got a witness
It's just about useless!
I've seen a lot of things happen in my car
[Chorus]
She's a winner
You wanna ride, you ride with me!

[Bridge]
Only thing that runs alright is my car
She's a winner
After thirty years
She's a winner
Wanna ride with a winner? Ride with me!

[Outro]
I got a girlfriend!
You can't have her
I got a rambler in my yard
God I miss my ram-