[Intro]
Yeah!

[Verse 1]
He was a plug-ugly son of a bitch
With a fist where most folks kept their face
Oh, he was a plug-ugly son of a bitch
With a fist where most folks kept their face
A keen half dozen of us would've done him in
But he was never around, except when we were drunk
And he's not like we are, see, he doesn't know his place
And he thinks he's some kind of big cheese

[Chorus]
A buck knife, a saw blade, a lead pipe, a twelve-gauge
Would've done him in, could've put him by
A buck knife, a saw blade, a lead pipe, a twelve-gauge
I could've deep-sixed him, wouldn't bat an eye

[Verse 2]
Well, he's not like we are, see, he drinks his Jack straight
And he sleeps with his wife and he pays his whores
And he's not like we are, see, he drinks his Jack straight
And he sleeps in his cab and he pays his whores
But I'm God's gift to women, they always want my dick
Except for that girl, thinks I'm trash
And I'm God's gift to women, they always want my dick
Except for that college girl, I'll kill her
[Chorus]
A buck knife, a saw blade, a lead pipe, a twelve-gauge
I could've done him in, could've put him by
A buck knife, a saw blade, a lead pipe, a twelve-gauge
I could've deep-sixed him, wouldn't bat an eye

[Interlude]

[Chorus]
A buck knife, a saw blade, a lead pipe, a twelve-gauge
Could've done him in, could've put him by
A buck knife, a saw blade, a lead pipe, a twelve-gauge
I could've deep-sixed him, wouldn't bat an eye
A buck knife, a saw blade, a lead pipe, a twelve-gauge
I could've done him in, could've put him by
A buck knife, a saw blade, a lead pipe, a twelve-gauge
I could've deep-sixed him, wouldn't bat an eye

[Outro]
Hey! Hey! Hey!