Oh, honey, I'm a mess
Oh, a useless set of legs
Oh, honey, I'm a waste
Oh, honey, I'm a wreck

But on a moving train
Time to sing
In the leading truck
That always runs slow

Oh, honey, I'm a mess
Oh, honey, I'm a wreck
Oh, honey, I'm a waste
Aw, honey you're a bitch
What a useless set of legs

But on a moving train
Time to sing
In the leading truck
That always runs slow

But on a moving train
Time to sing
In the leading truck
That always runs slow
On a moving train
Time to sing
In the leading truck
Always runs slow, bitch