I'm tough as dirt
I'm mean as blood
When I blow I'll come spiders
Where I step a weed dies
No smokes with diapers for Pete king of all detectives
Fall down on your knees
Fall down and worship king Dick

King Dick

My business walked out with a broken man
My business walks out with a coloured man
I have no shame I'm a hard working man
I have my pride I'm a straight standin man
I am Pete

I find that man I ply my trade
I use my wits I use my hands
I am no drunkard I am no coloured man
I'm King I am King I am King I am Pete
I am Pete

I find that house I find that shirt
I find that man I find my bitch
My name and my size I'm back with a bang
I am Pete again I'm Pete again I'm Pete again I'm Pete again
I'm Pete
Pete again I'm Pete (x3)
Pete
Pete again