Hook:
Yo hit me up (hit me up)
Yo hit me up (hit me up)
Yo hit me up (hit me up)
Yo hit me up (hit me up)
(call my phone, call my phone)
Your man crush Monday a dork
Man crush Monday a spork
Hit me up if you want beef
I eat it up with a fork
Ya man crush Monday a stump
Man crush Monday vote Trump
His apartment is a dumb
You should really hit me up

Verse:
Wow queen you're so beautiful
I know I'm unusual
He work in a cubicle
I'm Joe you so Viewtiful
I'm just tryin to adore you
He can't even afford you
He can't even pay attention
He ignorin all your mentions (what a loser)
Scott Pilgrim intervention
Imma fight all his henchmens, aye
With this sword that I am clenchin
Imma cut all of the tension, aye
Pull up i'm sittin on Forgi's
And I just bought you a Corgi, aye
All of the basics they bore me
I just want you to adore me, aye
Hit me up, hit me up, hit me up, hit me up
Ya man crush Monday a lame
Ya man crush Monday ain't sane
He ain't even got no game
He ain't even got no fame
You should just call up my phone
Rang, rang, rang

(Hook)